Alaric is getting revenge for how many times he's been killed! |
The episode begins with Elena cheerfully waking up in her
bed. She turns up some music and dresses in her cheerleading outfit. Aunt Jenna
and Elena’s mother are there. Jeremy, fourteen, has not so subtly locked himself
in the bathroom. Then Elena wakes up in a hospital bed. Meredith assures Jeremy
that, other than a concussion, Elena is okay. The “concussion” is an excuse for
flashbacks. She asks Jeremy if he wants to call anyone. He looks annoyed
because he realizes he should probably call the Salvatores.
The brothers tell Jeremy to bring Elena home. For once
Jeremy has done the right thing, but he can’t win. Calling 911 is not the
answer when Elena is linked to the life of a dangerous vampire killer. Damon
thanks Stefan for not being the stupidest brother ever, and Stefan says that
one of them must hide Klaus so Alaric doesn’t kill him and the rest of his
bloodline. Damon puts it very well when he says that their life is one big
proverbial coin toss.
Elena’s friends, sans Bonnie, usher her home. Caroline
tucks her into the couch and gets her tea and vodka (a good mix after a
concussion, I’m sure). Elena dreams about her relationship with Matt. Back in
the day when Caroline bugged her, Bonnie thought Elena and Matt were sweet, but
Elena should be honest about her feelings. She wakes up to see Matt. Elena
apologizes for stringing them along, and now leading on the Salvatores. She thinks
she must decide what she wants and let one of them go. Stefan arrives and
comforts her. It seems as though she always will love Stefan, even if she also
loves Damon.
Alaric shows up to check on his ward. He also empties
Meredith’s vampire blood vials and says they will suspend her medical license.
I would feel worse for Meredith if Alaric’s words about the inefficiency of the
vampire council weren’t so true. Alaric goes to the bar where he meets Jeremy. Alaric
makes Jeremy a tempting proposition. Help him find Klaus’s body and free Elena
and everyone else from a world of vampires. He says that Jeremy had better be
on the right side of this. Alaric even suggests that Bonnie trap or desiccate
him until Elena dies.
RIP Elena Gilbert the human. |
Elena doesn’t want to be coddled by her ex-boyfriends,
and she doesn’t want to follow Matt’s reasonable suggestion that she move.
Stefan tells Matt that he really appreciates free will after losing it. Then who
should show up but the wonderful Elijah. He wants to know where Klaus’s body
is, but he promises not to revive him for decades, perhaps centuries (to teach
him manners and keep Elena and her immediate descendants safe). He plans to
lead Alaric around the world on a wild goose chase until Elena dies. Damon is
on speakerphone, and he is adamantly opposed to Elijah’s “word.” He’s sure
Elijah’s “lunatic siblings” will kill Elena once they get the chance. Elijah
notes that he could have immediately killed Elena, but he didn’t. Stefan leaves
it up to her. Elena agrees.
Jeremy tells Matt about Alaric’s offer. The two of them
want to whisk Elena away. Jeremy says that even if he wanted to help Alaric, he
doesn’t know where Klaus’s body is. Plot twist of the century: Matt does. Jeremy
calls Alaric (still drinking, even in the afterlife) to tell him that Damon
plans to bury Klaus in the woods off route 12. Everyone else is in on Jeremy’s
little prank. He thinks Alaric bought it, but is he really that stupid?
Mrs. Forbes and Mrs. Lockwood tell Tyler and Caroline
that Alaric outed them to the council. Their two children have to leave town. Caroline
agrees to run away with Tyler (forever?) after they help their friends. They
plan to meet up in two hours. Their supernatural if tragic bond seems too good
to be true. I have a bad feeling about Tyler’s survival. After claiming that
every bad idea stems from Elena, Damon leads Bonnie to a warehouse where Klaus
is stored (irony). Klaus’s eyes creepily pop open. He seems to be sentient. She
asks for a moment to tell Klaus off and rationalize letting him out of their
sight. Elena frets about Bonnie and Damon, but Stefan promises to do what he
can to keep everyone safe. She wants to say something but says they can talk
later. “In case there is no later,” he kisses her. You can tell he wonders if
it is the last time.
Damon points out yet again that it’s better Elena hate
him and live than like him and die. Of course, Stefan is trying to keep her
alive, too. Damon plans to meet “sexy Beks,” but instead is put in a headlock by
Alaric who asks where Klaus is. (Thanks to Alaric’s stellar leadership, the
police are now model law enforcers.) Damon says he’s in one of the thousand
lockers. For some reason, Alaric knocks him out, making Damon incapable of
helping but perfectly capable of continuing to plot Alaric’s demise in the
future. I guess he wants bodyguards for Elena.
Don't trust those puppy dog eyes. |
Matt is a remarkable ex-boyfriend. He listens to Elena
talk about how Stefan saved her life and helped her live again after her
accident and parents’ death. (Stefan also helped her relive that, but Elena
doesn’t want to go down that memory lane.) He makes her glad to be alive. But
apparently her feelings for Damon are all consuming when she’s with him. I
honestly didn’t know that until this moment. I kind of wish they had showed
that more. I’d seen attraction and affection in her eyes, but overwhelming,
passionate love? She wishes her mother were there to advise her.
She remembers her mother’s advice when she had a fight
with Matt. Her mom said that Elena had to be honest and set Matt free. She wasn’t
going to lose him. Er, how does she know that? I know some people remain
friends with exes, but I am not best buddies with mine, and I don’t think that’s
completely abnormal. Elena wakes up in a pickup truck with Matt. Apparently he
drugged her with tea so he could take her out of town. Elena’s reaction is
hilarious; yet another male is trying to control her?!
Rebekah goes to meet Damon but, in spite of being one of
the oldest vampires on the planet, can hear neither Alaric nor Damon. In fact,
Damon even does the “grab from behind and cover her mouth for her own good”
thing. Give me a break. This episode has had an “I want to protect you” from
Tyler to Caroline, from Jeremy and Matt to Elena, from everyone to Elena, and
now Damon has to protect a thousand year old vampire because… she’s a woman? I’ve
often liked the strong women in The Vampire Diaries, but they are doing a good
job of trying to undermine them. If this were Elijah, Damon would not be doing
the sexy grab thing. Anyway, Alaric stops them from removing Klaus and stabs
Klaus in the heart. Klaus burns and Rebekah cries (Claire Holt is always so
good) before Damon tells her to run and chivalrously stands up to Alaric who
just tosses him out of the way.
Damon calls Stefan to tell him the bad news. A teary eyed
Stefan knows that his brother might die without, as Damon puts it, saying his “epic
goodbye” to him. Stefan wishes Damon could say goodbye to Elena. He feebly
mutters that Klaus was lying about him being their sire. Jeremy confesses that
Elena isn’t at home. Caroline and Elijah show up. In a scene reminiscent of
Elena’s joy ride with Stefan, Elena begs that Matt turn back. Matt tearfully
says that they are close enough to Damon so that she can choose whether to say
goodbye to Damon or Stefan. She might choose to go to Stefan just to say
goodbye to three rather than one of her friends.
Elena's life has passion, adventure, and way, way too much danger. |
Elena calls Damon to say goodbye because she is indeed going
home to see Stefan and her friends. Damon still asks her who she would choose
to bid farewell between the two brothers. This choice seems rather sadistic.
Elena says that she loved Stefan immediately and she still does. Though she cares
for Damon, and maybe would feel differently if she met him first (presumably
not in his sociopathic incarnation?), she has to let him go. A crying Elena
insists that Damon will survive this. Also, Alaric shows up and punches Damon.
Caroline, bawling her eyes out runs to “Tyler.” She tells
him that Klaus is dead. Tyler gives her a speech reminiscent of Elena’s: she
has a beautiful future ahead of her, and she is strong. He wants her to tell
his mother that he ran off. He feels pain and starts to transform into a wolf.
Caroline doesn’t feel anything. He tells her to go, and she finally does. I
actually shed tears here, but it turns out the writers completely trolled me on
this one. One of my favorite couples was usurped by the only couple on the show
that physically repulses me. I’ll get to that later.
Elena tells Matt about Tyler. He starts to freak out. She
tries to calm him down, and he poignantly says that this isn’t how their lives
were supposed to be. A red-faced Rebekah shows up in the woods. She and Elijah
embrace. There is something very tragic about seeing these strong, old creatures
mourn their helplessness and inability to save their (crazy) brother. Elijah
says that Tyler is dead (is he?!), but why are the others alive? The two of
them are sure that Klaus was their originator.
In a big WTF twist which has somehow been done before, we
discover that Bonnie has transferred Klaus’s spirit into Tyler. So either Tyler
is dead or he’s in that special place possessed people go on this show. Bonnie
says she did it for her family and friends, but no one is going to be pushing
her around anymore. You go girl.
Wasn't my advice just as good as your mom's? |
Rebekah calls Stefan to tell him that the deal is clearly
off, with Klaus dead. She doesn’t want to spend any more of her life running.
She stands in middle of the bridge, causing Matt to veer off into the water. We
see Elena struggling for air as her father tries to escape. They’re under
water. He says that they will be fine. Alaric beats up Damon (instead of just
killing him?) and says that their friendship made him weak.
Apparently, Elena really did meet Damon first. Damon
remembers meeting her before her parents died. He mistakes her for Katherine
before advising her that she wants an all-consuming love with a little bit of
danger. I had assumed her love for Stefan was pretty strong (and hey, he was
the mysterious guy) when they first got together, but hey, no reason not to
rewrite the past on this show. He then compels her to forget their meeting.
Scenes of Elena struggling in the water in the past are
split with present scenes. This is all beautifully shot, and the Sigur Ros song
is gorgeous. But I am distracted by Elena yelling “Matt,” “Dad,” and “I love
you,” when she should be saving her air. In the past, Stefan shows up like Aquaman
and saves an unconscious Elena. In the present, he and she take way too long
silently arguing who he should save. Can’t he save them both? He’s a super powered
vampire. She insists he save Matt first, and he does. She looks satisfied but
slips into unconsciousness. CPR, anyone?
Alaric tries to stake Damon, but Damon overpowers Alaric.
Damon realizes that the only reason Alaric is growing weaker is because Elena
is dying. Damon panics: “You are not dead!” Vampire ghost Alaric says goodbye
to Jeremy and says that he will always be there for him. Jeremy realizes that
his sister must be dead. Stefan cries by Elena’s dead body at the hospital.
Stefan, you really did fail on this one. You are incredibly fast and strong,
and yet you couldn’t save two people at once? He should have saved Elena’s
family, too, I guess. Damon is enraged. Meredith proves herself a huge liar
because she downplayed the severity of Elena’s brain damage. Meredith gave her
vampire blood to survive. I guess that’s what happens when you just go around
healing people with vampire blood. If they happen to die, Meredith really is
breeding more vampires, without anyone’s consent. I mean, sure, it’s good they’re
alive, but she really is a horrible doctor. As we’ve seen some people would
rather die than become a bloodthirsty creature of the night. Elena gasps to
life. She is a vampire. No longer is this a story of a human girl caught
between two vampires.